1. I'm 30 plus thirteen.
2. I think I’m 30 minus ten.
3. I have a husband who is 30 plus 2
4. You do the math.
5. We fit together like peas and pods.
6. I’m not sure if he’s overdeveloped, or I’m underdeveloped but we meet in the middle.
7. I went to college at Armstrong University, Georgia Southern University, and Georgia State University to obtain my BS and part of my MS which I've yet to finish.
8. I haven’t worked in my studied profession for over 19 years.
9. I worked in Sports Medicine as a Physical Therapist’s technician.
10. I was a flight attendant after that because I had a patient who always had great adventure stories and I was envious.
11. So I got wings and made my own adventures.
12. I went to England, Ireland, Scotland, Italy, Belgium, Spain, Switzerland, Germany, Austria, New Foundland, Canada, Corsica, Holland, Mexico, The Dominican Republic, Haiti, Jamaica, Puerto Rico, The Virgin Islands, Barbados, Bermuda, Anguilla, St. Martin, Curacao, Costa Rica, Venezuela, Brazil, Antigua, Barbuda, Cancun, Guadeloupe, Martinique, St. Lucia, St. Barts, and about 22 of our United States.
13. I met a Belgian while I was working a trip from New York to Brussels.
14. We got married a year later.
15. I moved to Belgium and eventually had the most wonderful child in the world!
16. I divorced the Belgian 10 years later and left him on the other side of the ocean where he belongs.
17. Oceans are not necessarily large enough in my opinion.
18. I worked for Nike in Europe.
19. I just had it. So I quit.
20. I came back to the USA a bit older and a bit wiser.
21. Freshly divorced is the perfect time to master your technical skills on the PC.
22. Even that gets old, but my-oh-my the things I’ve learned!
23. I dated a few frogs.
24. Then I met a prince.
25. Now I’m the Queen and we live happily ever after.
26. My prince has two children of his own. That’s the way we became the Bellcrum bunch.
27. I work from a home office, a laptop and a minivan.
28. It’s hard to feel cool in a minivan.
29. China, Japan, Korea, Thailand, The Hawaiian Islands, and Peru are next on my list of places to see.
30. Motorcycles are cool.
31. I bought my first motorcycle last year and can finally ride solo.
32. I dress in business attire most of the day unless I’m riding my motorcycle.
33. Then I wear black leather.
34. My Mother was afraid I’d get hurt.
35. My Father was afraid I’d get hurt.
36. My co-workers were afraid I’d get hurt.
37. ALRIGHT ALREADY. Sheesh!
38. I sold my first motorcycle on Ebay several months ago because my son said HE was afraid I’d get hurt.
39. I bet my parents paid him to say that.
40. Purple is my favorite color.
41. So is red¦and green.
42. Black is good too. Ok ok¦I can’t decide.
43. I have issues with choices and decisions.
44. I’m a Libra on the cusp of Scorpio with a ruling planet of venus.
45. If you have any idea what that means, please tell me.
46. Ik spreek en lees Nederlands
47. Maar ik kan hem heel goed niet schrijven
48. My friends refer to me as Monica on “Friends” because I’m a clean freak and I feed people.
49. I’m 5’6”.
50. Most of this height is in my legs
51. I hated my long legs as a child but have grown into them quite nicely.
52. When I was little I had a huge collection of rocks all attached to a big piece of plywood.
53. but I don’t know where it is anymore nor do I care.
54. I collect mermaids now.
55. and put them in my mermaid bathroom.
56. I bought a purple mermaid Barbie with long purple hair.
57. The plan was to give it to our little girl, but I liked it so much I kept it myself.
58. Then I had to go buy another one just like it for her.
59. There’s also the collection of Teapots in my kitchen.
60. I love tea.
61. I can do a lot of things¦ a little.
62. But I’m still looking for the one thing I do really well.
63. I used to teach aerobics, step aerobics, water aerobics, weight training, and callinetics for 10 straight years.
64. I used to eat really healthy and run stadium stairs for the exercise.
65. I was in my twenties and didn’t really need to.
66. I’m in my 40's now and rarely so much as run to the mailbox.
67. I guess I’m still reaping what I sewed back then.
68. I’ve been my son’s class room mom every year he’s been in school.
69. I believe in everything there’s a lesson.
70. It’s hard to find the lesson sometimes, but it’s there.
71. I believe you will learn something from each person you make the acquaintance of.
72. There are no coincidences.
73. I can’t ride rides at amusement parks, or sit in the back seat of a car.
74. It makes me sick and I throw up.
75. I’m not fond of throwing up.
76. I have a headache almost every day.
77. somedays they are just easier to ignore than others.
78. I think you should look for the good in every single person.
79. I’ve got a really big magnifying glass for those who need closer examination.
80. I believe true friends are one in a million.
81. The older I get, the more I realize I don’t know anything.
82. Wet footprints on dry carpet makes me nuts.
83. especially when I step on it in my socks.
84. because my socks get wet.
85. and wet socks make me nuts.
86. I love the sound that pampers make when a baby rustles by.
87. Baby laughter is music to my ears.
88. I try to live each day with integrity, and honesty.
89. I try very hard not to judge books by their covers.
90. It’s not my job to judge.
91. That’s God’s job and she can have it.
92. I love the mountains in the summer.
93. Fall is my favorite season because the air feels so good outside.
94. Silence is golden.
95. When I was little, I begged my parents to let me stay awake.
96. Now I beg our children to let me sleep.
97. I love my cat, even if he is bulimic, and neurotic, and suffers Alzheimer’s.
98. And I love Chase, even if we are from different worlds.
99. We are one in the same.
100. I’m done and we’re going to bed.
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