Paychecks and Paper Boxers

Good news
I'm gainfully employed again.

Bad news
I had to go take a physical today.

Good news
It was virtually painless and I'm healthy as always

Bad news
They made me wear paper boxer shorts and a hospital gown made of plastic

Good News
I've got a sense of humor and wore both with style and pride, not to mention wrong side out.

Bad news
I left my socks AND shoes on while I wore them. (it was cold, shut up)

Good news
There's no photographic evidence

yea, I'm sexy like that.