Dear Pet Smart.

I would really love it if you could invent a non chewable version of this bed. It matches my bedspread perfectly and looks really cute with the décor of my house. Thank you.

By the way. What is your return policy?

Sometimes silence is golden.

Other times it just means I don't have anything to say, and my mother always said... if you don't have anything nice to say, shut up and act like a lady.

The end of 2009 brought some changes to my life and change is usually a good thing. Especially when the change keeps me from stagnating and propels me towards something fresh and exciting. Change can also be, however, one of those terrifying, gut wrenching experiences that make me lose weight, consume large amounts of Prozac and chew my fingernails down to tiny icky looking stubbs.

Unfortunately, the particular kind of change I've recently experienced has been of the latter variety, and while my nails still look fabulous, thanks to my friends at Yins House of Happy Nails, I've chosen to remain silent.

I've

THOUGHT

many things mind you, but obeying my Mother as I do, prevented me from actually articulating my ugly thoughts on my Blog, you know... so as not to appear unladylike, God forbid.

Please keep all snickering to a minimum at this point in my story, thank you.

With such nasty changes occuring all over the place, I simply couldn't bring myself to write, and didn't post for a while. Ok, I didn't post for almost a year, but here's to a fresh start right? Maybe I'll pick up the pace now that I'm single again.

(yes....there it is. I said it).

I'm single again. Deep breath.

Maybe I'll write more frequently.

Maybe the hundreds...er uh,... 50 something, oh alright... sheesh, the TEN followers I had in the past(not including my Mother and that creepy stalker dude), have missed me... and will once again flock to Contemblogging to hear more fascinating tales of bald horses, and large harry guys named Guido?

or maybe I'll just get spam comments from therapists, and divorce lawyers. Whatever.

It is what it is.

I've been devestated beyond recognition, and not much for public consumption, but this too shall pass. I hope. Until then, all comments welcome.