I'm in trouble now.

Can a person survive solely on pumpkin pie?

It’s all I’ve been eating for the last two days, and I was just wondering.

I’ve taken to eating sweets because that’s what I crave when I’m upset. I still haven’t found my $4,500 dental orthotic and now I’m dreading having to tell my dentist. I feel like a little girl who’s about to get in trouble with the teacher for losing her homework or something. Sheesh.

We even went so far as to dig through all the garbage just in case it got accidentally thrown out, and I don’t need to tell you how fun THAT was!

I bet it went down the garbage disposal.

More pie please.