Tuesday

Has anyone seen my letter? The one between "G and J"

I seem to be missing a key on my keyboard tis morning. I’m appy to say it isn’t a letter tat I use a lot, but never te less, tis means I will once again be needing repair work on my laptop. I’m not appy about tis at all, because I use my laptop every day and tis will be most inconvenient. tere seems to be a small problem wit te rigt sift key as well, causing an embarrassing issue with capitalization mistakes stemmed from te rigt key malfunction.

I’m not trilled wit te timing of tis eiter because little man is sick and I’ve got to take im to te doctor wic leaves little time for laptop repairs. –big sig -

I’m considering putting out an all points bulletin and informing te police. Peraps my little key has been kidnapped and is lost and scared all alone, trying to get ome rigt tis very moment? If anyone knows te wereabouts of my missing key, please inform te local autorities as soon as possible.

Tank you