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When Suzanne Smiles: The final Chapter.

Well then.
What could I possibly say that hasn’t already been said about my Dentist and his new Porshe/house on the mountain/house on the beach/private jet/Costa Rican property/ (fill in the blank)?
His children are doing well, thank you for asking. They’re both in their 2nd year of college you know…one will make a fine Surgeon one day, and the other should be set for law school by 2008. I had hoped for a thank you card, or some small token of appreciation for my selfless support of their continuing educational needs, but hmmmm, as of yet, not the first word. I’m sure their just busy bless their little hearts.
After a final grinding, filing and sandpaper session my teeth rival that of any red carpet diva. I’m a new woman in my new bright shiny flawless Porcelain teeth and aren’t they beautiful? *
*The correct answer is “oh my, yes Suzanne…just beautiful”. (Or something equally as flattering).
$12,000 later (shudder) I am pleased with the results. My teeth actually fit together when I bite down, and that annoying little pop and click has disappeared from my jaw joint.!
I’m happy on pain killers, and ready to take a nappie nappie.
Except for that one little financial thing I still need to work out with Guido…
Life is good on this 15th day of February.